Rotten Food Riot
by Ziggs (drziggs)
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Long of fang and a fuzzy ruff,
Call me Varwolf, with stomach tough!
Food gone bad, don't mind the taste,
Share gross snacks, I'll eat with haste!
Onion flavor, swamp surprise,
Stuffed Frog for me, it's just my size!
Crawling bugs, are nothing to snub,
Squirming there, Chebu Chebu Grub.
Gross food abounds, but it's not a trick,
What's up next? Cheesy Apple Stick!
I wolf it down, can't be a slacker,
Now a sweet dessert, Blueberry Beetle Cracker.
Buzzing sounds, insects are 'nigh
I grab a fork, for Fantastic Fly Pie!
It's food to go, with juicy flavor,
A green Grub Skewer, what a lifesaver!
A tiny worm there, just don’t screech,
It's my favorite, an Infested Peach!
Sweet and savory, and great for a party,
Peanut Butter Pizza, a snack quite hardy.
Don't mind the smell, of Rancid Old Meat,
I like the taste, it's quite the treat.
There may be mold, and it’s a bit hairy,
But it's still good, my Rotten Berry!
With four big paws, and pointy ears,
An iron gullet, I have no fears.
No worries friends, we don't have to share,
My unique diet, of Gross Food fare!
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